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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 12, 2015 13:18:49 GMT
Might as well get a colourful thread going as the swear filter is fitting for the populous.
My favourite insults at the moment when people annoy me are:-
Cock juggling thunder cunt
And
Anal spunk bubble
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Post by racechick on Mar 12, 2015 14:16:42 GMT
Those are impressive Jab, but I think I'd get tongue tried in the heat of the moment trying to recall them.
I like to shout "SMALL PENIS!!!!" When someone tries to cut me up in a flashy car.
EDIT. Presuming it's a man doing the cutting up of course! It usually is.
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Post by Hammer on Mar 12, 2015 14:43:07 GMT
What an awesome thread to make use of no lame filters Jabbo.
In the car I find myself using SON OF A BITCH quite a lot since it feels good saying that last part.
When hanging with people I don't know too well but can have a drink with, the worst I go is FREAKIN IDIOTIC/RIDICULOUS/FREAKIN MORON.
When hanging with close friends I just use FUCK quite a lot mixed in with an occasional DICKHEAD, FUCKFACE, and finishing crisply with a LAME ASS MOTHERFUCKER.
Oh when I'm alone and I'm pissed off with someone or an inanimate object, it's all of the above.
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 12, 2015 16:27:04 GMT
Cunt chops is another good one
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Post by RyRy on Mar 12, 2015 17:15:08 GMT
"YOUR MUM"
Seriously though, no insult is the best. Just roll your eyes at the person.
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Post by Wß on Mar 13, 2015 13:11:19 GMT
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Post by ichabod on Mar 13, 2015 16:47:01 GMT
I've just heard one of the van drivers at work refer to the young apprentice as a "fuck socket"
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 13, 2015 19:02:10 GMT
Lol
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Post by racechick on Mar 13, 2015 20:48:32 GMT
Bastard fuckin' spankarse. That's what I want to call Sapnky. I have so much dirt on him, and he was so unfair all the time. Those words keep wanting to slip out of my mouth. I know I need to let this go but I cant and I want to smack him round the head with raw fish.
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 13, 2015 22:04:41 GMT
Don't you have his email address?
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Post by racechick on Mar 13, 2015 22:57:44 GMT
No.
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 14, 2015 0:36:34 GMT
Would you like it?
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Post by racechick on Mar 14, 2015 5:41:07 GMT
Eeeeeks. I don't know. The thing is, then he'd have mine....and he's horrible.
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Post by Hammer on Mar 14, 2015 5:47:41 GMT
Eeeeeks. I don't know. The thing is, then he'd have mine....and he's horrible. You're welcome to bcc me and let me reply for you.
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Post by Wß on Mar 18, 2015 13:26:29 GMT
This one is for you Jabs..
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 18, 2015 14:36:37 GMT
He's not a rebel!
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Post by racechick on Mar 18, 2015 17:13:19 GMT
I guess this fits in here. It's what doctors find inside people.
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Post by LRW on Mar 18, 2015 18:05:08 GMT
RC. You successfully posted a Twitter link. With no help. I'm so proud.
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Post by RyRy on Mar 18, 2015 19:57:19 GMT
RC. You successfully posted a Twitter link. With no help. I'm so proud. You know if the link is the actual tweet it automatically does i. Shame the tweet is clickbait haha.
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Post by LRW on Mar 18, 2015 20:10:15 GMT
RyRy. I know. But don't take that away from what RC has achieved
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