A butcher buys a parrot to entertain his customers whilst waiting in line. This goes well for a while, with the parrot making funny jokes and imitating the butcher. After a while tho the parrot gets a bit carried away and starts to get cocky, and starts swearing and abusing the butcher and his customers. So the butcher says 'tone it down pal or I am gonna stick you in the cupboard' Parrot tones it down for an hour and is soon back to his old tricks.
So the butcher sticks him in the freezer which has thicker walls. And there was silence, bliss, no more lip from the parrot, in fact not a peep. So after a couple of days the butcher opens the freezer and theres the parrot, completely sheepish and well behaved
The butcher says are you ok? the bird says 'yes thanks, but tell me, what exactly did the turkey do wrong?'
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