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Post by pistnbroke on Jul 23, 2015 12:12:15 GMT
My Nan, she thought she had ordered a packet of creme pies off the internet
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Post by Wß on Aug 23, 2015 15:51:15 GMT
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Post by pistnbroke on Aug 26, 2015 13:27:40 GMT
Lol what could go wrong
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Post by racechick on Sept 2, 2015 15:58:47 GMT
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Post by LRW on Sept 2, 2015 18:16:33 GMT
Fuck that. I'm moving into the shed then.
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Post by Wß on Sept 2, 2015 18:20:15 GMT
I keep meaning to take a video of the one hanging outside my house lately. when I go walk the dogs at night it's there just waiting... the abdomen alone is the size of a large grape!
They eat insects you know!
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Post by racechick on Sept 2, 2015 18:29:36 GMT
I know. I'll suffer the insects. Use a fly swat. Cover food up. Wear anti mosquito stuff. ANYTHING!
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Post by Wß on Sept 26, 2015 22:47:11 GMT
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Post by racechick on Oct 8, 2015 7:28:55 GMT
Has anyone heard of China's response to women being harassed in the street by men? Hairy leg tights. It puts the men off apparantly , they have second thoughts about any potential accosting or rape. The tights went viral on Weibo. Only in China eh! However there is the possibility that this was an elaborate hoax and you can't buy the tights. Damn! I had those on my shopping list!
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Post by RyRy on Oct 8, 2015 10:12:06 GMT
RC, those are your legs aren't they?
If a relationship was turning sexual and I was getting all touchy with a girl and felt legs like that, I'd jump out the nearest window! haha
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Post by racechick on Oct 8, 2015 17:20:56 GMT
Well there you go! They do the job! No they're not my legs RyRy. Though I do have a funny story about patterned tights...along those lines. Did I say funny? Highly irritating actually. Ok embarrassing too.
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Post by RyRy on Oct 9, 2015 3:37:55 GMT
Well there you go! They do the job! No they're not my legs RyRy. Though I do have a funny story about patterned tights...along those lines. Did I say funny? Highly irritating actually. Ok embarrassing too. I'm listening!
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Post by racechick on Oct 9, 2015 8:51:29 GMT
Well there you go! They do the job! No they're not my legs RyRy. Though I do have a funny story about patterned tights...along those lines. Did I say funny? Highly irritating actually. Ok embarrassing too. I'm listening! Ok. Hairy leg story....... I was in a pub in Padstow Devon, just Nikki and I . We'd gone for a drink before going to Rick Steins for a meal. Bit of a rough and ready pub, but ok. Can't remember exactly what Id worn, but I'd have made a bit of an effort because it's a posh restaurant. It will have been a short dress or skirt because I had tights on. I hate tights, normally just have bare legs but it was early in the year ( no tan and a bit chilly) so since I had to wear tights, they were quirky. Patterned. Can't remember exactly how, black or grey tights I think with maybe dark red roses? Something like that. They'd passed the 'Nikki' test so they can't have been too bad. So that sets the scene.... We're sitting minding our own business drinking wine when a guy from a group at the bar comes over. We roll eyes. And then he starts on the compliments. I smile politely...I never quite know what to do. Nikki is shooting him daggers. This goes on for a short time then he says...to me..'but why are you wearing those tights, they look like you've got hairy legs.' I just looked open mouthed then mumbled something. Nikki I thought was going to throw her wine over him. She managed to limit it to an icey 'go away' . Anyway, that's the story. The tights went in the bin.......not the pub bin!!
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Post by RyRy on Oct 9, 2015 8:59:50 GMT
I can guarantee they didn't look bad at all, sounds like he worked out you two weren't interested and took offense so let his real personality show and decided insult you out of spite.
If Nikki didn't flag them then the above is why he said it.
I'm annoyed you threw them away, should have kept them and given them as a gift to someone you didn't like [insert evil smiley here]
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Post by Wß on Oct 11, 2015 14:09:07 GMT
So a little bit of something on the great state of Texas since we're going there in a couple of weeks. #cocksnotglocks
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Post by LRW on Oct 12, 2015 6:56:31 GMT
If they took in a massive double ended one - they could claim they are carrying it as a weapon, for self defence.
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Post by LRW on Oct 14, 2015 10:04:26 GMT
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Post by racechick on Oct 14, 2015 10:08:32 GMT
She sued her nephew for hugging her? ?! what a miserable nasty woman.
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Post by Wß on Oct 14, 2015 14:39:35 GMT
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Post by racechick on Oct 14, 2015 14:43:42 GMT
Where do you buy that WB?
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