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Post by racechick on Apr 3, 2015 22:07:32 GMT
Boris is quite keen to stand for pm. He thinks he'd be good, he's nice and he's kind and he doesn't tell lies. Now there's a refreshing change! He'd like to say a few words........ "I'm quite photogenic and would do well on the TV debates because I make a lot of sense and look cute. My manifesto is ready and I will be fighting primarily on the following points 1. Complete ban on fox hunting 2. No killing animals for sport 3. Stop killing badgers 4. Well behaved dogs allowed in all restaurants, cafes and pubs. 5. More dogs on television i have my best outfit ready for the day I go on tele when the results are announced. This is it. Attachment Deleted
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Post by RyRy on Apr 4, 2015 0:30:10 GMT
Psst, guys is RC a bit loopy?
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Post by Hammer on Apr 4, 2015 5:19:20 GMT
RC has a talking dog, deal with it.
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Post by racechick on Apr 5, 2015 14:00:22 GMT
Happy Easter to all my friends here. Tomorrow I will tell you a little bit more about myself. For now, enjoy your chocolate This is what the Easter bunny left for me. Don't worry, it's doggy chocolate so I can eat it.......but not all at once, I'm of a delicate constitution! Attachment Deleted
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Post by Hammer on Apr 5, 2015 14:34:02 GMT
Can my cat, Dexter gatecrash this party too?
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Post by racechick on Apr 5, 2015 15:37:25 GMT
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Post by Hammer on Apr 5, 2015 15:57:48 GMT
Yo dog, ever heard of sharing?
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Post by racechick on Apr 5, 2015 17:08:12 GMT
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Post by Wß on Apr 6, 2015 16:26:57 GMT
We should send Boris an invite to the forum.
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Post by racechick on Apr 6, 2015 17:13:40 GMT
Oh he'd love that!!! He thinks he's human.
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Post by racechick on Apr 6, 2015 18:29:55 GMT
I feel I should introduce myself a little more thoroughly to you kind people. I'm a Bolognese dog , originating , like the bolognaise dish, from Bologna in Northern Italy. my breed are needy and I'm afraid I have a bad case of neediness, but my human is wonderful and Im loved and kept safe. I work for my keep! I work for Impero software. My role is motivational, and I'm head of Internal Comms. This is the link to my workplace. www.imperosoftware.co.uk/corporate/And I feature monthly in their magazine. I have my own regular space and everyone is updated on my recent activities. Here I am with my work colleagues....this is no set up...click the link and you will see me there. I'm an important dog! Attachment Deleted
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Post by RyRy on Apr 6, 2015 22:32:40 GMT
Oh my gosh, this is hillarious and weird! But awesome
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Post by Wß on Apr 7, 2015 12:11:09 GMT
Boris is on a six figure annual retainer.
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Post by racechick on Apr 10, 2015 20:35:27 GMT
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Post by racechick on Apr 14, 2015 20:46:56 GMT
This weekend I went to a fancy dress party. My human went as the black swan, Daniel went as a sailor. Me,I just went as a dog, though I do like dressing up on occasions. Attachment Deleted
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Post by RyRy on Apr 15, 2015 15:59:54 GMT
Daniel is holding a bottle of Malibu???
Shame your Human didn't pick up your toy for you.
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Post by Wß on Apr 15, 2015 17:57:37 GMT
Has Boris ever been skiing?
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Post by RyRy on Apr 15, 2015 18:02:57 GMT
Has Boris ever been skiing? Pretty sure that's Animal abuse... lol
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Post by racechick on Apr 15, 2015 18:14:42 GMT
Do I ski? Darling of course I ski! Well actually I board! just watch me goooooooooooo!
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Post by Wß on Apr 19, 2015 9:47:06 GMT
I actually had a dream that Boris... well there had been a big corporate scandal and Boris had been terminated from his employment. Please tell me that's not the case.
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