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Post by racechick on Apr 19, 2015 13:27:06 GMT
No , you're ok. Boris is fine. Though there is some trouble in his office regarding some of the ladies being upset by a colleagues flatulence. NOT Boris' flatulence, he is at pains to point out!
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Post by racechick on Apr 25, 2015 20:10:16 GMT
I am distraught! I have had seriously upsetting experiences in the sexual arena. I have been humbled! I am a needy dog with anxiety issues, and am frequently reduced to shaking with fear. I have had to resort to a dating agency to find a soulmate. Life is so difficult for me! Attachment Deleted
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Post by racechick on Apr 25, 2015 20:12:50 GMT
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Post by pistnbroke on Apr 25, 2015 23:13:29 GMT
I have just found this thread. Wtf have I just read
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Post by Hammer on Apr 26, 2015 9:20:47 GMT
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Post by RyRy on Apr 26, 2015 17:09:26 GMT
"PetsDating" I thought I had heard it all until I read that...
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Post by pistnbroke on Apr 26, 2015 19:39:48 GMT
I have a friend who takes her dog to other dogs birthdays parties.
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Post by Wß on Apr 26, 2015 21:24:23 GMT
"PetsDating" I thought I had heard it all until I read that... Obviously Boris in not a dog you run across every day.
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Post by racechick on Apr 26, 2015 23:21:53 GMT
I have a friend who takes her dog to other dogs birthdays parties. I go to parties. And I host them! That's normal behaviour surely? Don't you go to parties? Here are some pictures of my birthday party. Cards from all my friends, and my yummy birthday cakes . Attachment Deleted Attachment Deleted
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Post by CookinFlat6 on Apr 27, 2015 0:12:36 GMT
Send the photos to Lewis, could be a great date for coco (or roscoe to be pc)
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Post by Hammer on Apr 27, 2015 3:24:49 GMT
Maybe you could get Coco to cheat on Roscoe with Boris. I'm assuming Coco is a female.
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Post by RyRy on Apr 27, 2015 10:52:08 GMT
I... Don't think I live I your world, I don't know anyone around here who does anything remotely close to dog dating or birthday parties for their animals.
I'm so confused!
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Post by Wß on Apr 27, 2015 11:17:47 GMT
In defense of Boris, my doggies Chloe.and.Stella have 5k followers on Instagram. They get birthday invites all the time. We're going to NYC to Potato's birthday party in June.
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Post by RyRy on Apr 27, 2015 11:49:04 GMT
Maybe I'm the odd one out :S
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Post by Hammer on Apr 27, 2015 12:15:36 GMT
Maybe I'm the odd one out :S No I'm with you.. even I don't have more than 100 followers on any social media, let alone my cat. Who's content with being fat and fed all day.
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Post by racechick on Apr 27, 2015 12:26:00 GMT
In defense of Boris, my doggies Chloe.and.Stella have 5k followers on Instagram. They get birthday invites all the time. We're going to NYC to Potato's birthday party in June. Chloe and Stella sound wonderful!!! As does Coco. I love to look at pictures of Coco and Roscoe. But , but.......well, apart from the obvious physical difficulties of a dog like Coco and a dog like myself, I would be TERRIFIED to approach such a fine beast! I am a complete and utter failure in the mating arena. I think the time has come to share with you the shameful experience of one of my recent attempts at courting a beautiful bitch. I'd flirted with her on and off as I met her on a walk, she wasn't too big, and she was very pretty and I was building myself up to maybe giving her a little nose rub , when to my horror..........I can't say it. You'll just have to take a look. But I am scarred for life!! If you hadn't realised already, I was the inactive participant in that little event that had to be rescued by a human, the bitch was the active participant. The shame!!
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Post by racechick on May 7, 2015 20:50:34 GMT
Okay clever guys.... I expressed an interest in cooking, this is NOT what I meant!!! Just because I'm a Bolognese, does NOT mean I can be cooked as a Bolognaise! Jeez guys! Is this what human humour runs to? Attachment Deleted
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Post by racechick on May 14, 2015 19:51:09 GMT
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Post by Liam Catterson on May 14, 2015 20:13:26 GMT
I had a look at that first image and was thinking holy hell. But just think, then that would allow the term, hot dog, to come in
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Post by racechick on May 14, 2015 20:22:43 GMT
Oh! Oh! A hot dog! How distressing!! Now ive come over all faint and need to go for a lie down!! Attachment Deleted
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