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Post by Wß on Mar 6, 2015 12:34:51 GMT
I found this fascinating, and with RC's skiing adventures and my autocross videos I figured there's enough here to start a thread of stuff we do outside. This is a great tailgating tip, take a couple of pre-cut logs the next time you go camping and this life hack is pretty fucking awesome.
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Post by LRW on Mar 6, 2015 13:02:29 GMT
That is pretty awesome. Not sure how the campsite would feel about me starting up a chainsaw and sunset, and killing the tranquillity, but hey - needs must.
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Post by RyRy on Mar 6, 2015 14:32:40 GMT
Does anyone really enjoy doing things like camping out in the middle of nowhere?
Like for example Bear Grylls' "The Island" or "100,000 BC" or "Castaway", that sort of living, where you have to make your own camp, make your own fire from either sticks or with firestarter + knife, where you have to find your own food, kill and just live without any 21st century aids.
I would LOVE to be on one of those programs, that sort of thing I'd find stupidly easy. Every time I see TV shows like that I am shocked at how bad people are like with "The Island" it took them 5 hours to make a fire using sticks/wood and they had even received training from Bear on how to best do it... I managed to do it myself in the garden with no help, advice or anything at the age of 16.
It can't be just me who is flabbergasted by their incompetencey on those types of shows... can it?
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Post by LRW on Mar 6, 2015 14:36:12 GMT
Its they type of people that want to be on TV though - their IQ is significantly lower anyway...
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Post by RyRy on Mar 6, 2015 14:57:55 GMT
Its they type of people that want to be on TV though - their IQ is significantly lower anyway... Yeah I guess, I watch the program and in my head I'm shouting "Are you fucking kidding me, it would take me 5 mins to do what you took 2 hours to do!" Like Bear Gryll's latest program, I could guarantee that between me and my oldest brother we could have got the eggs, lit the fire and put all the hammocks up within the time frame yet 10 people failed to do any of the tasks 100%. They failed to light a fire yet they had a fucking flintstick and a knife, it should take a MAXMIUM of 2 mins to light a fire with a flintstick. I should apply one year, make myself sound really fucking stupid and then go into the show and own the shit out of it. Gee, you can see my frustration above
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 6, 2015 16:20:42 GMT
I have done some survival stuff. It ain't for me.
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Post by RyRy on Mar 6, 2015 20:32:28 GMT
I have done some survival stuff. It ain't for me. Any particular reason? Find it boring? Find it hard?
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Post by Wß on Mar 6, 2015 20:45:57 GMT
I have done some survival stuff. It ain't for me. Any particular reason? Find it boring? Find it hard? He has an appreciation for indoor plumbing?
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 6, 2015 20:59:11 GMT
One sheet of toilet paper. Put your finger through the centre. Scrape shit off with your finger, then fold the paper around your finger to wipe all the shit off. Then seal the paper and your brown trout in a sealable bag. Depending where you are bury it or put it in your burgen and be on your way.
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Post by LRW on Mar 6, 2015 21:03:34 GMT
Don't forget to tear a corner off first for under your nail!
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 6, 2015 21:46:26 GMT
Nah you give your mate a shit tash with it. Always fun.
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Post by RyRy on Mar 6, 2015 23:12:45 GMT
That's disgusting you two haha, you can be hygienic without toilet paper
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 7, 2015 7:34:53 GMT
You don't know what fed up is until you find a snare that has been activated but the wildlife is nowhere to be seen.
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Post by Wß on Mar 7, 2015 12:06:11 GMT
One sheet of toilet paper. Put your finger through the centre. Scrape shit off with your finger, then fold the paper around your finger to wipe all the shit off. Then seal the paper and your brown trout in a sealable bag. Depending where you are bury it or put it in your burgen and be on your way. GAAADAAAMIT MAN! I'm having breakfast! Ew.
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Post by pistnbroke on Mar 7, 2015 19:56:34 GMT
Why did I read that in a Bones McCoy voice
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