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Post by Wß on Jan 16, 2016 12:58:40 GMT
I went to a Halloween party, I may have been in my 2nd or 3rd year of college. I was dressed as the Skipper and my friend was Gilligan so we were getting a lot of attention and high fives etc. Not sure how I wound up so dammed drunk but I remember only waking up sitting on a toilet bowl, with my pants around my ankles and my friend slapping me trying to wake me while wiping off lipstick from my face. I'm talking about a solid two hours of memory loss here. The story goes I was very drunk and talking shit, and some big gooney guys sat me on sofa and started to put lipstick on me, then that progressed to wanting to shave my legs... My friend told me that at that moment, I instinctively sat up and projectile vomited over half the Rutgers University football team. It cleared the room quickly.
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Post by RyRy on Jan 16, 2016 20:19:00 GMT
Someone throws up... I'm out of there! At like 16 myself and about 10 friends were down the beach, with a lot of alcohol that we had managed to get via our older brothers/sisters and for some of us our parents. Three of the girls tried for over an hour to get a fire going but it kept going out because of the wind, the fact that it was starting to get a little damp because it was cooling down a lot. They finally gave up and I sorted the fire out, it was lovely and warm, plenty of laughing going on around the fire and most of them were getting a bit drunk, we had loads of marshmellows so we had plenty of fun with toasting them although some of them just kept burning them by accident. I don't really drink much so I had a few drinks and then just drank other drinks. It was about midnight when a few people went home (we had been out since 6 or 7pm) and so it was me, two other guys and 3 girls left, we still had a fair bit of alcohol on us, they all drunk quite a lot and the skinny girl with us decided to drink more than she could take, she wanted to sleep so we let her lay down on her side and go to sleep, she woke up 30 mins later, by this time the rest of them were pretty wasted. She now wanted to go pee but she was desperate and the closest toilets were about 10m walk away so I asked a different girl if she could take her to pee behind a bush or something, she couldn't even reply very well and asked if I would take her instead so I took her to a bit where no one could see, carefully helped her undo her jeans and slid them down a bit and told her that she had to take them and her knickers off to pee, I wasn't doing that bit for her. I held her arm while she had a pee and explained everything clearly so she didn't do something stupid like pee on her knickers, she pulled her knickers up, couldn't pull her jeans up let alone do them up so I helped her with them and walked her back to the group, the guys thought we had gone for a quick fuck which was funny because they seriously thought we had and were clearly jealous lol. She sat down and warmed up near the fire and then threw up straight into the fire... I quickly escaped apologising to the other girls as they had to then deal with her and I stayed well out of the noise range, after 10~ mins one of the girls came over and said that one of the girls mums was coming to pick two of them up as she was throwing up a fair bit and had puked all over one of the girls legs. They went home and it was now just me, 2 guys and just a girl, by this time it was getting really cold outside so we got two portions of chips and shared, we walked towards a friends house as his parents were away for the weekend. Myself and the girl kipped on the sofa, the friend who's house it was slept in his room and the other guy slept on his brothers bed. When the morning came around none of them could remember the night before except now they all thought I had screwed two of the girls that night, when I hadn't done anything I loved how I knew all of the stupid things they had all said including the skinny girl saying "I love potatoes, they're my friends" tons of times and they couldn't remember anything, I got an embarrassed apology for having to take the skinny girl to pee but just told her that it wasn't a problem, at least she didn't pee herself or pee on me...
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Post by racechick on Jan 17, 2016 15:17:57 GMT
What a gentleman you are RyRy! Helping a drunk girl to have a wee.
I think I would also have disappeared quickly when the vomiting started!
I have a few 'unusual' parties I'll post later.
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Post by RyRy on Jan 17, 2016 16:25:05 GMT
What a gentleman you are RyRy! Helping a drunk girl to have a wee. I think I would also have disappeared quickly when the vomiting started! I have a few 'unusual' parties I'll post later. Haha, awkward for me though. Yeah I left rather quick when she started throwing up, hands on my ears as just the noise alone is horrible.
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 9:53:06 GMT
My most unusual party was a demolition party. It was a few years ago when the house I lived in was due to be demolished, so I thought ' Aha! A demolition party!' no worries then about spilt drinks, damaged furniture etc etc. So the invites went out. Bring your own booze and glass and a fiver towards a Chinese take away. Also bring demolition gear as you can demolish the house if you wish. One room was out of bounds as it had a mattress in it for sleeping in that night. And there was a general request to try and avoid the Windows.....that didn't happen. For entertainment, aside from demolishing the house, eating& drinking was; dancing in one room , felt pens and paints to graffiti with and an Easter egg hunt. I hid loads of Easter eggs all over the house, creme eggs and the one who found the most was the winner. The prize was a viagra tablet. Here are a few pics... The first one, eating creme eggs. The second one, no idea what I'm doing. The third one, a wall in the lounge.
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 9:59:56 GMT
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 10:03:33 GMT
And in the cold light of day.......... I have some more somewhere, of me weilding that hammer thing. I'll post them later if I can find them.
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Post by RyRy on Jan 19, 2016 10:22:17 GMT
RC... is unusual I have one question RC. Why?
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 10:29:10 GMT
Because I can/could.
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Post by Wß on Jan 19, 2016 13:51:16 GMT
Loved the F1 wall! Jaun? is a poo.
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Post by LRW on Jan 19, 2016 13:56:59 GMT
I have learnt that Anna has "a fantastic bikini line"
This place is too much.
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Post by Wß on Jan 19, 2016 14:01:17 GMT
I have learnt that Anna has "a fantastic bikini line" This place is too much. Wonder who the two guys intently watching Anna bending over are.
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Post by Hammer on Jan 19, 2016 14:41:57 GMT
The dude on the left was starting so intently his eyes started flaring.
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Post by RyRy on Jan 19, 2016 17:30:09 GMT
I have learnt that Anna has "a fantastic bikini line" This place is too much. I too spotted that!
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 17:58:10 GMT
I have learnt that Anna has "a fantastic bikini line" This place is too much. I too spotted that! No idea who wrote that
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Post by Wß on Jan 19, 2016 18:01:50 GMT
I too spotted that! No idea who wrote that Probably one of the two dudes standing behind you. That's a guilty until proven innocent look if ever there was one.
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 22:21:54 GMT
Here I am weilding the hammer! Didn't have time to get any more photos from the other computer so that's it, and I think that's for the best. lol
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Post by stonemonkey on Jan 19, 2016 22:37:20 GMT
HAMMER TIME!
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Post by racechick on Jan 19, 2016 22:40:33 GMT
Yes! Hammertime! lol!
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Post by pistnbroke on Jan 20, 2016 2:51:44 GMT
Jeez, if that is the best you can come up with party stories, you need crazier friends.... or more beer.
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