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Post by LRW on May 21, 2016 18:26:25 GMT
1) @nanty your rhymes are getting slicker. Loving the last one. 2) @nanty and racechick should not be discussing reach arounds. It's not right.
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Post by racechick on May 21, 2016 19:17:36 GMT
You know what it is then LRW. What is it?
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Post by LRW on May 21, 2016 19:53:22 GMT
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Post by Wß on May 21, 2016 20:12:21 GMT
Wanna know what a Dirty Sanchez or a Rusty Trombone is?
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Post by racechick on May 21, 2016 21:08:17 GMT
I've looked them up. The trombone one is similar. The dirty sanchez one is a British TV series. So that ones weird.
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Post by RyRy on May 22, 2016 6:07:08 GMT
I loved RCs comeback, it was awesome.
Natny your second one was easily ten times better than your previous one.
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Post by natny on May 29, 2016 2:38:36 GMT
Number 2
I've got the best car but I'll still have a cry, oh why oh why do they all fly by.
I lost again Toto, come and rub my tummy, whimpers Hamilton when he spits his dummy.
erm the fuel, and erm the tyres, pray for the day he zips it and retires.
excuses excuses, ur simply number 2 in every sense of the word, you're poo!
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Post by Wß on May 29, 2016 18:52:39 GMT
Really looking forward to natny's next poem.
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Post by LRW on May 29, 2016 22:27:15 GMT
Nico just can't drive in the rain, He really couldn't find any gain, His car was the slowest of the slow, He tried real hard, but no pace to show
One race and it all flips on its head, The Monacan driver is full of dread, Nico say your championship goodbyes, Because no matter what, 'Still I Rise'
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Post by racechick on May 29, 2016 22:30:19 GMT
Clap hands, clap hands!
Take that natny!
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Post by racechick on Jul 6, 2017 16:17:06 GMT
DONT BE MEAN ON VETTEL
Oh Sebastian Vettel, What did you do? Rear ended Hamilton, Got in a stew. Was it cos he's faster? Didn't want him to blast ya? Or worried the pink devil Would come screaming past ya?
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
But wait, there's more, What's happening now? Vettel's pulled round And he's having a row. All waving arms And red hot anger, Turned in on Hamilton Like a stock car banger. But hey, no need to cream it, He didn't really mean it. Stay calm, he did no harm , Just a moment of red mist All he needs is a slap on the wrist.
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
I don't know what came over him, He's usually good as gold, Great ambassador for the sport, Always does as he's told.... Though there was that time in Mexico, I think it was last year; When he told Charlie Whiting To "Fuck of out off here!" Not once but twice he said it, ''Twas broadcast live as well But he was REALLY sorry, So on this we shouldn't dwell. He promised that no longer Would he lose control or err, Would always use due diligence, Be cautious and take care. He was so VERY sorry And would study F1 rule book If only just this one time They'd please let him off this cruel hook.
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
Oh! there was his time at Red Bull When he partnered Webber, There were a few things happened As they raced together. Who was the turkey in Turkey? The facts have become a bit murky. Did Vettel go wide? Or squeeze alongside? Before his wheel got jerky.
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
Then there's that thing, With the Silverstone wing. Vettel nicked Mark's Oh what larks! But the wing came back to sting! You see, the Brits love Mark Webber, Adopted him as their own, When they knew of this skulduggery You should have heard the groan! As one, they turned to voodoo, There was nothing Vettel could do-do Mark won the race, At tremendous pace, Not bad for a number two-two! But that was a long, long time ago, Vettel has changed now don't you know! He's really just a nice guy, He's funny, makes folk laugh. So we all have to forgive him The odd little gaffe.
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
Penalty points! A thorny one. Vettel has more than ANYONE! Than ANYONE has EVER had! I don't understand, He isn't bad. I guess he took out Massa, Nico Rosberg too; And engaged in dangerous driving, With Danny Ric, 'The Shoe' Which brings us back to Baku, Where twice he hit Hammy. "BRAKE TEST! BRAKE TEST!" " No I'm sorry sonny, We checked the telemetry, And that doesn't lie, You caused the accidents... OH! Sebby! Please don't cry! We can make it better, We'll make it all okay! You just need to say 'sorry', And we'll forget this horrid day!"
(" okay, sorry" ) ( "Good boy! No further action." )
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
You know he drives a Ferrari? The FIA love those. And they need another driver To keep Hamilton on his toes. When Ferrari have a nightmare, Or the drivers can't hack it; Don't get too disgruntled When the FIA do their racket. They love the red cars SO much! It makes them wet their pants, So they have to help out Vettel When he goes on one of his rants.
Don't be mean on Vettel, The fault isn't his, The fault is Lewis Hamilton's, You know it always is!
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Post by Wß on Jul 6, 2017 17:04:30 GMT
natny has been served. Haven't missed a step racechick. I bet you the rhymes just flowed through you with this one.
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Post by Hammer on Jul 6, 2017 17:54:10 GMT
Wow.... RC you got some skillz.
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Post by foxylady on Jul 6, 2017 20:00:34 GMT
Well that really sums it up to a T. fab,well done.
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Post by foxylady on Jul 6, 2017 20:00:50 GMT
Well that really sums it up to a T. fab,well done.
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Post by racechick on Jul 6, 2017 20:22:57 GMT
You liked it that much Foxylady that you posted twice! I'm flattered. Nothing to do with technical issues is it? I'd be devastated if it was!
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Post by dogued on Jul 6, 2017 23:32:40 GMT
Limericks are more fun There once was a man in Baku, Stuck in 2nd he thought "what to do?" "He made me collide, So I'll smash in his side! I'll say it's his fault, wouldn't you?"
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Post by natny on Jul 7, 2017 6:55:40 GMT
pretty good racechick. u tell a good story. kind on like Johnnie Cochran. here's what really happened:
the vettel show!
break test what a pest, take no crap, pound my chest.
I'm no.1 and ur still chasing, man up ham, this is racing.
yes I hit u but save ur rants, I'm pretty sure you s*** your pants.
you want to settle this off the track? that makes sense because on it you're cack!
so eat a slice of 'man up' pie, shut up and drive, or at least please try.
no skill, no balls and oh so slow, here's one free ticket to the vettel show!
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Post by racechick on Jul 7, 2017 7:14:48 GMT
I have to hand it to you Natny, you can churn them out!
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Post by natny on Jul 7, 2017 7:25:09 GMT
the running theme of my poem was that Hamilton desperately needs to man up. I think we can all agree on that.
with the media, his team, his racing style and with his fellow drivers. he has become very passive. almost pathetic in his approach to challenges and stressful situations.
he never used to be like that. he used to speak out and stand up for himself.
maybe with a bit of luck he will find his balls and be able to give vettel half a challenge this season.
for the sake of racing hamilyon, find those balls.
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