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Post by Wß on Jul 15, 2015 13:43:14 GMT
is the prick figurative or literal?
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Post by CookinFlat6 on Jul 16, 2015 8:46:05 GMT
psychologically literal yet physiologically figurative lol
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Post by Wß on Jul 17, 2015 15:14:35 GMT
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Post by Wß on Jul 29, 2015 11:49:55 GMT
A Texan walks into an Irish pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Ten minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 10 minutes you were gone?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
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Post by CookinFlat6 on Jul 29, 2015 12:02:48 GMT
This guy here is the biggest jackass ever, even by American standards brings a new definition of brainless, I really hope he becomes the GOP leader, it will make Bush look like a dignified statesman
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Post by Hammer on Jul 29, 2015 12:11:36 GMT
It would be cool if Trump won. At least he makes me laugh every time he opens his piehole.
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Post by CookinFlat6 on Jul 29, 2015 12:19:08 GMT
Only Americans could comtemplate voting for a guy that got his pants pulled down in public like this
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Post by pistnbroke on Jul 29, 2015 18:56:21 GMT
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Post by Wß on Jul 29, 2015 19:21:23 GMT
It would be cool if Trump won. At least he makes me laugh every time he opens his piehole. You can have him be the Prime Minister of Malaysia all you want, you can have him.
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Post by Hammer on Jul 30, 2015 3:37:02 GMT
It would be cool if Trump won. At least he makes me laugh every time he opens his piehole. You can have him be the Prime Minister of Malaysia all you want, you can have him. He'd still be better than the retarded pirate we have today.
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Post by LRW on Jul 31, 2015 20:23:28 GMT
Now this is the funniest thing I've seen in an age......
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Post by RyRy on Aug 1, 2015 0:11:17 GMT
Did you see that on the tv...
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Post by LRW on Aug 1, 2015 15:08:40 GMT
Did you see that on the tv... No a mate sent it to me. Had me in stitches.
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Post by LRW on Aug 4, 2015 14:59:36 GMT
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Post by RyRy on Aug 4, 2015 19:18:36 GMT
They stole that from the internet, there has been loads of people posting these all over the place
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Post by LRW on Aug 5, 2015 10:20:27 GMT
Doesnt make it any less funny! (or true)
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Post by ichabod on Aug 12, 2015 16:01:46 GMT
Awkward !
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Post by Wß on Aug 12, 2015 16:41:20 GMT
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Post by CookinFlat6 on Aug 12, 2015 23:39:28 GMT
So funny because its true of F1, who can forget Jenson dumping his pregnant gf and moving to Monaco barely after his first free practice session finished. Then parked his yacht right next to his bosses (smaller) one in the harbour - all before his first race lol
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Post by Wß on Aug 17, 2015 13:28:00 GMT
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed at the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"
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